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“Is it weird that I get off best just by squeezing my thighs together and tensing?” - Anon Nope! Sure, it’s not the most common method (although I bet if everyone could do it, it totally would be) but if it works for you, it’s

“Like.. oh my gawd…. I was totally thinking I was like.. a mistress or something…. but thanks to you, Master, I totally get it now. I’m just a dumb, big-titted blonde fuckdolly. Like.. would you maybe use this riding crop

iolais: magnumdad:Poor fucker, growing that massive meat took everything out of his body, leaving it nothing but a scrawny husk. But you know if he had the chance to exchange five pounds of bodyweight for another inch or length and girth, he would totall

alphaghost: Aaaah you totally don’t have to actually do it but- would it possibly be okay to draw this guy in some kind of omo way? ;A:

I’m sorry, but I’m just going to have to say no again. I know, I know, last week I said I totally would let you cum this week. And the week before that, I said the same thing. It’s just … you come to me begging and pleading and whimpering

You should have been able to “C” this coming, Steven

Okay so random question, why the fuck does this video have almost 150k views? You literally only see Arlie’s ass crack, like I don’t understand……….

lazerblues: @mcsweezy i’m a horrible person who draw sfw of nsfw charactersfloor-bored is a cute, sweaty, smelly and perv mess and i would totally cuddle her in a non sexual way. Don’t cuddle her, all that grease is bad for your skin

Picture from little pigs, I know it might be a little late but would you mind blocking out the code on the boob pic littlepigs submitted that is on the white clip on alert? Didn’t realize it could be seen and my husband totally would not know what it

uke-mode-seme-mode: DO YOU EVER SEE THIS PERSON ONLINE YOU REALLY WANNA TALK TO BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARENT ON THEIR LEVEL AND JUS T

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

shirodevorak: zeyrablue: bunjywunjy: mjalti: oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! and that’s a good thing, because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db

224. I only discovered your blog a short time ago, but I am very happy that I did. As soon as I scrolled through a bit of it, I hit the follow button. We haven’t really talked much, but the couple of messages that you’ve sent have been quite

georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking

no: Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t I don’t care. I so totally would. No question.

maudsmuggers: “Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re

hatterandahare replied to your post: Daycation, Tiger & Bunny (Kotetsu/Barnaby) I FEEL SO SPECIAL! and you swear. they totes woulda spied! I know they totally would BUT DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH LONGER THAT FIC WOULD HAVE BECOME IF THEY DID?!

misstylersmith: Doctor: Would you want to get married?Rose: Well, I didn’t, didn’t think that was an option.Doctor: What if it was an option?Rose: Why? What? Do you want to get married?Doctor: I wouldn’t mind being married to you. Would you mind

i’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones

georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking

spainslusciousass: no but you know whats really fucking cute? the fact that england was totally okay with spending what he thought would be his last moments on earth with france practically in his arms thats fucking adorable

georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking

saraaza: ok, pearl, stop sulking already. we all know you can heat your skin and evaporate the water in like two seconds, so you’re just being bitter + dramatic. pearl pls

I’m disappointed that We Love Fine added messenger bags but do not have any SU messenger bags. There’s like 30 designs there but not one SU one? I totally would’ve bought one because I’m all about messenger bags. Fix this, We Love

fckevanna: Really? I’m so sorry, maybe I could send you my photo and if you wake up in the middle of the night because of the nightmare, you can look at it and you’ll feel better–– Just kidding! Haha. I think a photo of anyone but her would

jordan-reet: Well for you, I made brownies, but I remembered my favorite part of brownies and that would be whip cream… I’ve never had brownies with whipped cream. I’ve had brownies with vanilla ice cream though, that’s pretty good.

follyface: that feel when ya in a tight spot financially but u don’t wanna complain too much also if u were planning on buying something from my store now would be a Good Time If you can afford to help her out, you totally should. She makes cute

tramampoline: queergh0st: how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips I would totally call my daughter Centaury!

Hey guys, funny story–not ha-ha funny or anything–actually, not any kind of funny, it’s more on the depressing side if anything, but if you were to laugh while your eyes glaze over reading this it would at least give it the appearance

We now return to our regularly scheduled, “I think I need to kill myself because I can’t think of anything else that will remove me from my problems. But I don’t have the guts for that, so dear God, would you please have me get hit by a truck so

georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking

georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking

free-ottawe replied to your post: Rengar is much more attractive than a Yautja, so sure, would you fall in love with Rengar? But they totally got hold of Warwick, Renekton, and Nasus… It confuses me why they leave out the white lion-man with braids.

skiwiff: this isn’t what the defence meant when he asked you to confess, klavier

hot boys we have problems too

fuckyeahhannigram: guys im so ashamed but you know he totally would kill someone just for the sake of a pun like that

apocalyptic-genderpunk: oldwomanjosie: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to

bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would

softboy4softboy: if you experience depression, reblog with your opinion on: plain tortilla chips eaten with nothing on them eating cereal by the handful, straight out of the box cold, 4-day old leftovers peanut butter straight out of the jar eating two

cathedlund: This totally was a mistake but then I kinda thought you guys would like it… this video shows proof of two things… boxes in the back and totally unfiltered #skin #box #booty #bootybootybooty #shorts #bootyshorts #squat #squatbooty #humpday

unclefather: i think my parents would yell at me if i died My Mom would totally be like “Fallon, we told you not to _______ but you never want to listen"

h0e-bl0g: I had my first laser removal sesh this afternoon and discovered two things: 1. It is nowhere near as painful as what I thought it would be, and 2. My technician is kinda douchey but also totally hot, so. How would you compare it to the pain

georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking

booradleysexytimes: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to maintain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re

thecutestofthecute:bucky-oh-bucky: whatsbetterthanfantasy: last-snowfall: Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all. THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.

swimandsass: bemyhomejustfortheday: I woke up (and brushed my hair a little) like diss #flawfulll I would totally inbox you but you don’t have one open OMG 😭

anonbea:someone: oh you’re bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?me: um don’t be ignorant that’s not how bisexuality works tfme, internally, without hesitation: girls

smi1ee: i’m a black and white depression blog and i don’t have many followers so it would be cool if you followed me but you totally don’t have to but i will follow everyone that does! stay strong babes!

booradleysexytimes: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to maintain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re

neither: bunjywunjy: mjalti: oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! and that’s a good thing, because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth,

bigdicksinpublic: “Let me know if you post it!”I totally would, but you submitted anonymously. Nice pic though!

booradleysexytimes: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to maintain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re

lieumons: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking

makethissound replied to your post: makethissound replied to your post: u0o replied to… I totally would, cept that’s a really far bike ride. What show is it that you’re going to see? Biking is good for you, don’t be lazy! I’m seeing

georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking

You could have asked. You should have thought of that before handing me your key.No, I’m not letting you out within a month. Or two.Fuck, if I could, I would fill this entire bathtub with your precum.…but I’m not a total bitch. You can also

darkzuckerberg: darkzuckerberg: Have you guys seen the ‘Twelve Forever’ pilot going on at Cartoon Network? really good stuff too, hope it gets picked up. CN removed all pilots from their site but this one and ‘Backspace’ so there. you have

denialcaps: I’m sorry, but I’m just going to have to say no again. I know, I know, last week I said I totally would let you cum this week. And the week before that, I said the same thing. It’s just … you come to me begging and pleading and whimpering

rueyam:when he says “ily”, but Achilles once said “i would recognize you in total darkness, were you mute and i deaf. i would recognize you in another lifetime entirely, in different bodies, different times. and i would love you in all of this,

daddy-of-dojima: theramblinganalyst: Listen, “asshole with a heart of gold” is a good trope but you know what we need more than that??? Dumbass with a heart of gold. Just, a complete moron who cares a whole fucking lot. An idiot who would die for

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